As promised, I have officially started blogging. To those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ll narrow it down. (Although it does look painstakingly long)
For 4 years, I’ve been gathering tips and tricks in having that first conversation with chicks. Yes, after reading my posts, you will be armed with the deadliest(yet ironically simple) ways to meet that girl you met somewhere but just couldn’t get the opportunity to have a little chit chat. Yes my fiendish friends! No longer will you have to swim and stare at the hot girl wearing a bikini and swimming in the pool only to go through the excruciating pain of seeing her leave a few minutes later - never to return. No longer will you have to sit and stare at the cute girl sitting in front of you when riding the jeepney. Believe me, I know the feeling of asking myself “Who is she?”, “Where does she live?” and seeing her hair glide along the fading background while More Than Words is playing on the damn speakers. I know the feeling of having to see her go down that tight aisle and memorizing where she lives or where she drops off to. I know what it feels like simply because I’ve experienced what you’ve experienced and has learned the ways! And I’m ready to share it with you for a one time fee of 100Php! Hahaha, just messin, it’s free folks, it’s free as the air you breathe and the birds flying in the sky baby!
Friends, surfers and stalkers (I didn’t include the chix cuz if those little bonitas knew about this, they’d be killing me!), just ask my friends. They know exactly what I’m capable of. They know how good of a wingman I can be! And it ain’t some sleazy and cheezy lines that fool women (ok, i admit, some of my lines are kinda cheezy but hey, its mozzarella cheezy.. ney, try better.. Parmesan cheezy! Heeeeyylll yeah!), its lines who’s goal is to implant a sense of flattery in a woman’s heart. You know, the kind that makes her feel wanted and at the same time significantly curious about who the guy she’s talking to is and what really his intentions are. If you feel confident about your skills, hey.. I aint forcing you. But if you want to see what I’ve got or to simply have a nice little read then this is the place for you. As for me, there are only four words I can think of to have a perfect finish for my first blog.
“Prepare to be llllllooopppeeeffiieeddd!”
Authors note: This was cross-posted from lopefied.blogspot.com
